The part where I don’t know how to make an author’s website.

So, yeah, I have no idea what I’m doing, but honestly, that’s my brand. I started writing short stories and didn’t have clue what I was doing. Back then, you had to mail your submissions in. It was weird. You’d wait months and they’d send you back a little scrap of paper. A form rejection most times. Sometimes there would be an actual signature, sometimes not.

Anyway. The point is, I’ve always figured things out as I went. It takes longer that way, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. So–wait for it–welcome dear readers.